Last week I was asked on a forum to make a public fart clip. When I asked the Mrs if shed be interested to do it, her reply was Yeh, why not, I always fart in public anyway So, I proudly present our first public fart clip! This was so much fun to make, I think well be making more. LMP had prepared herself well for this, eating the most gassy foods to make her as windy as possible, but she also wanted them to smell as strong as possible. Boiled eggs, Baked beans, and other secret fart fuel were the order of the day. NOT ONLY WAS SHE AS WINDY AS HELL, EVERY SINGLE FART WAS A STONKER, AND SHE LEFT A WICKED TRAIL OF VILE STINK EVERYWHERE SHE WENT! The clip starts with a colossal monster of a fart while she was driving. Oh yes, it filled her small car with complete rottenness, so she opened the window for a second to let some air in. The next fart was on the way from the car park to the elevator, as she pauses her step and spreads her cheeks to let a lovely duck quack fart escape. Next was an awesome thunder blast fart in the elevator as we made our way down into the shopping mall, a real dirty bubbly fart, followed by an even bigger one of the same quality. We left the elevator smelling like a stink bomb had been dropped in there. (Id love to have seen the face of the next person to walk in). Next shes going up the escalator, bending over and ripping splendid farts on the way up. Then a bit of window shopping, farting while she looks at ski boots through the glass. She then casually walks into the shop and starts farting loud not too far away from customers and staff. Shes then skipping through the mall a few meters in front of me before stopping still, and when I get closer she lets another lovely fart rip, right in the open where people could see. Next up is a series of farts on the street. Two near a lady who was getting into her car, then a few just as people had passed her in the street, and one while she was crossing the road. We end up in a supermarket where she blows more blatant stinky farts while people do their shopping. The clip ends with a few more awesome and stinky farts in and outside the elevator. THIS IS AN AWESOME CLIP, AND IF PEOPLE LIKE IT AND BUY IT WELL MAKE MORE PUBLIC STUFF IN THE FUTURE. ENJOY!
Debuting for your farting pleasure today is Eva Ellington, a cute little brunette who has been sitting on the couch all day, because she ate some bad sushi last night, and now she has a case of the farts! Her tummy is all full of gas, so she squeezes her tummy and blasts some farts! She gets on her knees on the couch and farts through her cute little panties that barely cover her ass! If the plumber had an ass like Eva-s, nobody would gripe about his crack showing. Eva pulls her panties to the side, spreads her legs, and the camera zooms in and you get to see! What a spectacular debut by Eva - watch right now!
This is a fantastic solo farting clip with a very wide variety of farts. LMP starts off at the top of the stairs wearing a nightie and letting a lovely sounding trump wallow out of her bum. Then She pushes her ass down into the carpet and lets a splendid bassey sub woofer fart rumble throughout the house. Next comes a whiny fart, and after that a very dirty sounding wet follow through kind of fart Next is one of my favourites of the clip, a violent rocket blasting eruption. Then a long loud rocket blaster followed by a sigh of relief. I could go on and on describing each fart, but take it from me, this clip is packed with wonder fart after wonder fart. Some loud and heavy, some delicate and shy, some dirty and rotten, some bubbly and squeaky. ITS AWESOME! She puts herself in various positions during the clip, from behind, from above, from a distance. I hope you enjoy!
After a merry evening lounging around drinking and eating, we decided to make a fart clip in front of the Christmas tree. Why not, she was already blasting monstrous farts in every direction, it would be rude to waste them. So, LMP starts off launching some splendid bubbly and violent farts off to the camera on her own whilst wishing the viewers a Happy Christmas. Various camera angles and positions, farting on tinsel and generally fooling about whilst farting. Then I make an appearance and take a good serving of face farts and mouth farts. Yum Yum! WED LIKE TO WISH EVERYONE A MERRY CHRISTMAS, AND ALL THE BEST FOR 2016!