I love eating boiled eggs...I ate half a dozen during the course of the day. Now what do you think happens after all that dairy goodness? Yessss! Farts! Some quiet whooshes, some rips, closeups, plenty of exposed butthole winking, belly rubbing and a bonus first thing in the morning fart! Smell my tight asshole as I fart in your face!
Last week I was asked on a forum to make a public fart clip. When I asked the Mrs if shed be interested to do it, her reply was Yeh, why not, I always fart in public anyway So, I proudly present our first public fart clip! This was so much fun to make, I think well be making more. LMP had prepared herself well for this, eating the most gassy foods to make her as windy as possible, but she also wanted them to smell as strong as possible. Boiled eggs, Baked beans, and other secret fart fuel were the order of the day. NOT ONLY WAS SHE AS WINDY AS HELL, EVERY SINGLE FART WAS A STONKER, AND SHE LEFT A WICKED TRAIL OF VILE STINK EVERYWHERE SHE WENT! The clip starts with a colossal monster of a fart while she was driving. Oh yes, it filled her small car with complete rottenness, so she opened the window for a second to let some air in. The next fart was on the way from the car park to the elevator, as she pauses her step and spreads her cheeks to let a lovely duck quack fart escape. Next was an awesome thunder blast fart in the elevator as we made our way down into the shopping mall, a real dirty bubbly fart, followed by an even bigger one of the same quality. We left the elevator smelling like a stink bomb had been dropped in there. (Id love to have seen the face of the next person to walk in). Next shes going up the escalator, bending over and ripping splendid farts on the way up. Then a bit of window shopping, farting while she looks at ski boots through the glass. She then casually walks into the shop and starts farting loud not too far away from customers and staff. Shes then skipping through the mall a few meters in front of me before stopping still, and when I get closer she lets another lovely fart rip, right in the open where people could see. Next up is a series of farts on the street. Two near a lady who was getting into her car, then a few just as people had passed her in the street, and one while she was crossing the road. We end up in a supermarket where she blows more blatant stinky farts while people do their shopping. The clip ends with a few more awesome and stinky farts in and outside the elevator. THIS IS AN AWESOME CLIP, AND IF PEOPLE LIKE IT AND BUY IT WELL MAKE MORE PUBLIC STUFF IN THE FUTURE. ENJOY!
Join me in my FIRST EVER public toilet farting video! Sneak into the bathroom stall with me at the gym, at the grocery store and at the night club. I made sure to fill my belly up with boiled eggs before I went to these locations and unloaded my gut. I got caught a couple times, but who cares?! SMELL MY FARTS, DAMNIT! This was one of the most daring and most fun videos I-ve made to date, I really hope you enjoy this 15 minute long video of me ripping it up in bathroom stalls
I love eating boiled eggs! They-re the perfect fuel for the raunchiest, stinkiest farts! Hell, they smell like a stinky fart before you even eat them! Watch me fill my belly up with eggs and then turn my room into a raunchy stinkfest
Monroe paces around the kitchen, wearing panties and a hoodie, saying she shouldn-t have eaten all that cheese. She opens her hoodie and removes it, so she-s only wearing panties and a bra, when she farts! To make herself fart some more, she squats on the floor and bounces around, and it works - NICE! She bounces around some more, pulls her buttcheeks apart, and blasts another one through her thong! Then she starts blaming some boiled eggs she ate for that one. What an awesome fart show by Monroe - watch her farting around the kitchen now!rnrn