Farting Elevator, Pink Yoga Pants Kelsey Obsession
I had to take the elevator that I hate the most today. It takes forever to get to the floor I choose, and today was even worse because I was already holding in my smelly farts, but of course as soon as someone else gets in with me, I couldn-t hold onto them anymore. There I was stuck in an elevator with a stranger, filling it up with all the rotten farts I couldn-t keep from sliding out, and it was the most embarrassing situation I-ve been in. I-m pretty sure that person smelled like my dirty farts by the time we got out!